We have a serious problem in this country. Our Maserati system is broken. Millions of Americans don't even have access to basic Maseratis. This is injustice at its worst. Should some individuals have to live their entire lives without being given access to the very same Maseratis that others enjoy every single day?
There is only one answer to this broken system and that is to guarantee universal and uniform access to Maseratis to all American citizens. This will be my new cause. I can no longer sit idly by while some people do without Maseratis.
I recommend that we implement a state-based Maserati exchange with sufficient subsidies to guarantee that no person—and especially no child—has to live without a Maserati.